A woman bought a magical mirror one day and she placed it in the corridor. She stood in front of it and says:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall. Make my breasts size 44."
Puff... And her breasts turn size 44.
She calls her husband and says:
"Look honey, look at my breasts!"
The husband replies:
"WOW! How did you do it?"
"I bought a magical mirror. And that’s all thanks to it"
"Where is it?" - The husband anxiously asks.
"It’s hanging in the corridor."
The man stands in front of the mirror and makes his wish:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall. Make my penis touch the floor."
Puff... And his legs fell off.
Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.
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